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2004-10-14 01:22:33
Latest author: Shinigami
Owner: Shinigami
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|Welcome to Bob's Diner|

Bob's Diner is a chain of restuarants spanning across and
|Da menyou|



1. Bob's special of the day: Sun. grilled cheese, Mon. leg of lamb, Tues. leg of bob, Wed. somthing we found on the street, Thurs. hamburger, Fri. tacos we stole from Taco Bell, Sat. you don't want to know. $4.19
2.hamburger & fries $4.00
3.uncooked ham (a live pig) $10.24
4.a bowl of fresh lard $3.49
5.texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6.half a cracker $1,000,000
7.think of the nastiest thing youv'e ever seen or smelled... nope, nastier... yup thats it! $5.99
8.raw chicken liver with a dog drool sauce. $7.82
9.La Ham and cheese $2.30
10.Bob's Mama $1 an hour
11.sirloin $6.00
12.Sir. Loin (some British guy) $6.00
13.boiled Chef Zef $0.99
14.3-legged lamb - whole: $10.00/ each leg: $2.00
15.fried Alley Gator $5.00
16.Plain poodle: $3.00/ Extra crispy poodle: $3.50
17.Poo Stew $2.25
18.Mashed tators and dressed up alligators $5.50
19.Woops, I sneezed... Oh well, might as well put it to good use... "snot sandwich" $1.25
20.Slice of maggot cheese $1.50
21.Roasted n00b $4.00
22.Bloody Rock $1.50
23.Flattened road kill squirrel $4.75


1.brownie-a-la-mode $2.00
2.crap-a-la-commode $2.00
3.artichoke pie $1.50
4."cheese cake" (literally made of cheese) $1.75
5.Iced ice $0.50
6.Glazed rocks $0.75
7.Punkin Pie (full of fresh baked punks...) $2.00
8.Rake Cake (wanna do somthing special for your hard working rake for it's birthday? get this!) $1.75


1.anything we can liquify in the blender $1.00
2.snot $1.00
3.urine $1.00
4."mystery meat juice" $1.00
5.liquid lard $1.00
6.Hot salty goblet of blood(recommended for vampires only) $1.00
7.goat milk $1.00
8.watered down tea $1.00


You got served! At Bob's Diner that is!

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Badge... for now...


Don't see sumthin ya like on da menu? Well, add to it!

RULES: nothing sanitary


MANAGER: [Shinigami]
CHEF: [PixieStickChick] (Chef Steph)
VICE MANAGER: [spit_fire] (or so he claims)

hey, stupid people, don't join here... JOIN HERE!!!---> You got served! At Bob's Diner that is!

Bob Drawing contest

uh... hi! Draw Bob... Why you ask? CAUSE I SAID SO!!! oh, and I need a good picture for a badge... SO GET DRAWIN' PUNKS!!!


Food contest

Since nobody likes drawing Bob... LETS DRAW FOOD INSTED!


Bob's Badges

Unknown poll 197 error!


Know any other crazy people that tried to steal Bob's Diner? Add em' to this list, so that I may kill them.

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2004-09-17 [Shinigami]: sup?

2004-11-17 [PixieStickChick]: Wow! Bob's Diner here is so not like Bob's Diner on ET

2004-11-17 [spoogle]: wassup,chick?¿it's me!...NC-17!!!!

2006-01-24 [nokaredes]: ......

2006-01-24 [Shinigami]:' sho', mo' fo' ho'...

2006-02-08 [nokaredes]: Well anyway...

2006-02-24 [Shinigami]: ...riiiiiiiiiiight... *eats ramen*...

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