My name is Peeves (yes, it IS my real name, so don't ask about it unless you want to be kneed in the jaw), and I'm an advice columnist. I'll tell you the truth (that you're a dipshit who needs to blow your brains out) instead of lying and saying I'm sorry about your dumb-ass problems.
My website is: http://askpeeves1.blogspot.com/

You can send me a question to be answered and posted on my site by sending an email to impeeves@yahoo.com or sending it to me in a message on this shitty site.